Life is about doing things that don’t suck with people who don’t suck.– John Green (via likeafieldmouse)
kirbyrightbackatya: do you ever see someone with the same name as you and your immediate reaction is just
So I can’t do my already overdue assignment because every single journal article has decided to fucking vanish off the face of the internet. THAT’S COOL MONASH TAKE YOUR TIME MAN LIKE GO HAVE A FUCKING CUP OF TEA AND A NAP AND LIKE START THAT TV SERIES YOU’VE BEEN MEANING TO WATCH. I’LL BE HERE WAITING FOR YOU TO GET BACK AND FIX YOUR WEBSITE. On the upside, this...
I’m just sitting here procrastinating while my incomplete 3000 word essay lounges on my bed whispering “You should have gone to design school, bitch.” Seriously, I’m spending thousands of dollars to go to Clayton everyday and sleepwalk. This is ridiculous.
partybarackisinthehousetonight: BREAKING NEWS: scientists find evidence that every human touches at least two ghost butts per year. five if you’re lucky
nickgrimshade: [salsa dances away from your shitty opinion]
meggannn: friendly reminder that australia doesn’t exist it’s a hoax created by the government all your australian friends are secret fbi agents trying to keep tabs on your online criminal activity wake up america
peetatobias: xeverdeen: i guess the odds aren’t exactly in my flavor
effington: no cover hurts me more
actualcannibalfeferipeixes: mATH HOMEWORK??? THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS
twitturds: walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home
peta-daly: I AM ALSO A GAY
I am a gay
jadefyre: Bilbo wakes up suddenly to DON’T STOP BELIEVING It was an unexpected Journey
takenby-instagrandma: why fall in love when you can just fall asleep
shutupaubrey: i’m that dad who wants to start a garage band with all the other dads in the neighborhood but my wife wont let me
the-fandoms-are-cool: daisyfairy: twowandsandadrink: daisyfairy: you learnt the word “miscellaneous” from the sims and don’t even lie No, I learned how to spell it from the same place I learned how to spell learned; English class. GET OFF YOUR HIGH FUCKING EMBOLDENED AND ITALICIZED HORSE LEARNT IS FUCKING BRITISH ENGLISH the best arguments start with “GET OFF YOUR HIGH FUCKING...