May 2013
32 posts
“Life is about doing things that don’t suck with people who don’t suck.”
– John Green (via likeafieldmouse)
May 18th
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May 17th
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kirbyrightbackatya: do you ever see someone with the same name as you and your immediate reaction is just
May 16th
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May 12th
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So I can’t do my already overdue assignment because every single journal article has decided to fucking vanish off the face of the internet. THAT’S COOL MONASH TAKE YOUR TIME MAN LIKE GO HAVE A FUCKING CUP OF TEA AND A NAP AND LIKE START THAT TV SERIES YOU’VE BEEN MEANING TO WATCH. I’LL BE HERE WAITING FOR YOU TO GET BACK AND FIX YOUR WEBSITE. On the upside, this...
May 12th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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I’m just sitting here procrastinating while my incomplete 3000 word essay lounges on my bed whispering “You should have gone to design school, bitch.” Seriously, I’m spending thousands of dollars to go to Clayton everyday and sleepwalk. This is ridiculous.
May 7th
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May 6th
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partybarackisinthehousetonight: BREAKING NEWS: scientists find evidence that  every human touches at least two ghost butts per year. five if you’re lucky
May 6th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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nickgrimshade: [salsa dances away from your shitty opinion]
May 6th
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May 4th
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May 3rd
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meggannn: friendly reminder that australia doesn’t exist it’s a hoax created by the government all your australian friends are secret fbi agents trying to keep tabs on your online criminal activity wake up america
May 3rd
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May 2nd
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May 1st
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peetatobias: xeverdeen: i guess the odds aren’t exactly in my flavor
May 1st
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April 2013
58 posts
Apr 30th
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Listeneffington: no cover hurts me more
Apr 30th
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actualcannibalfeferipeixes: mATH HOMEWORK??? THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS
Apr 30th
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twitturds: walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home
Apr 29th
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peta-daly: I AM ALSO A GAY
Apr 27th
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Truth
I am a gay
Apr 27th
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jadefyre: Bilbo wakes up suddenly to DON’T STOP BELIEVING It was an unexpected Journey
Apr 26th
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takenby-instagrandma: why fall in love when you can just fall asleep 
Apr 25th
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shutupaubrey: i’m that dad who wants to start a garage band with all the other dads in the neighborhood but my wife wont let me
Apr 22nd
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Apr 20th
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the-fandoms-are-cool: daisyfairy: twowandsandadrink: daisyfairy: you learnt the word “miscellaneous” from the sims and don’t even lie No, I learned how to spell it from the same place I learned how to spell learned; English class. GET OFF YOUR HIGH FUCKING EMBOLDENED AND ITALICIZED HORSE LEARNT IS FUCKING BRITISH ENGLISH the best arguments start with “GET OFF YOUR HIGH FUCKING...
Apr 20th
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